El Mawdoo3 keber awy awy awy
There is a small teeny tiny problem with women’s CAR driving in egypt,
Some And NOT All Women are affected with the WIPED Syndrome: (Weird – Incomprehensible – Panicky – Emotional – Distracted)
Some men are affected as well, but we’re talking about women now.
As Yousry described the age category affected with bad driving, it is women between ages: 18 and Death
Symptoms include:
1- Talking on cellphone while driving
2- Applying makeup while driving
3- Playing with children while driving
4- Driving while driving
5- Sudden Braking (Sudden Stops) – Majority of accidents in egypt
6- Driving with Side mirrors closed (probably to decrease “Drag”)
7- Taking the far right lane as slowly as possible while not intending to go in the right hand side street (vice versa)
8- Taking the far left lane as slowly as possible with no intention of going over 45 kms/h
9- Daydreaming (New boyband or hot new Puerto Rican Actor/Singer)
10- Applying Manicure while driving
11- Sitting as closely as possible to the steering wheel (Breast-Feeding El Derexyon)
12- Applying one turn signal per trip (heya eshara fel meshwar we hatefdal ma7tota le7ad manewsal insha2allah)
Without further introduction, I present to you, New EGYPT Air Female Pilots,
Watch the below video,
My only concern is a specific period of time, where women would be too emotional while flying the plane, i hate to hear my Captain Crying and Laughing at the same time, we’ve heard about the crazy drunk male pilots, now lets make room for a whole new Variety of Crazy.
To anyone who was afraid of flying before, Werak el 6 Emergency Exits wel Inflatable boat,
أعزائي الركاب, أهلا بكم علي مصر للطيران, معاكو كابتن سميرة, وجوزي ما يستحقش أي حاجة كويسة عملتهالو الخاين الكلب
Now on a serious note, Lets all take a moment to celebrate the advancement of Women’s rights in Egypt, And Congratulations to the first female Pilots, Masr lesa feha amal, There is still hope.
Wroking video:
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bgd damk 3sl awy w ya reet nshof mnk 7gat gdeda w akbr ta7ya leky 3la 5eft damk :*
Before I ever started driving, I promised myself that I’d never drive in the streets if I just don’t seem to have the “skill” itself. I also promised myself that I’d never sit too close to the driving wheel coz I made fun of women who do that all the time. I learnt the traditional way, went to one of those ta3leem el qeyada places and I drove for more than a year before owning my own car. El7amdulailah ya rab ebo I turned out to be a good driver, n not one of those WIPED Syndrome drivers. But I’d never drove if I wasn’t good enough to do it!
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“good enough” is relative, really.
But for your sake, I hope you are a good driver =) lol
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Oh yes I am
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el mozi3a she said warakom warakom ya regala i heard it werakom werakom ya regala
Lama maser feha mozzaz gamda keda,,, eeh el manazer ely bey7toholana fel tayarat ka modifat deh?? my last flight with egypt air was a catastrophe,, by the time i arrived egypt i was crying to mom on the phone,, true story!
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Captain 3azeeza to7ayeekom men elparashoot
warakom warakom ya reggala
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from my limited experience with pilots, they drive like crazy on the streets (high speed and quick maneuvers (specially military pilots). would like to know how female pilots drive on the streets
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Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3alamyyyyyyyyyyy walahi
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video is removed :/
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the video is removed :s
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added a working video
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