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There is a small teeny tiny problem with women’s CAR driving in egypt,
Some And NOT All Women are affected with the WIPED Syndrome: (Weird – Incomprehensible – Panicky – Emotional – Distracted)
Some men are affected as well, but we’re talking about women now.
As Yousry described the age category affected with bad driving, it is women between ages: 18 and Death
1- Talking on cellphone while driving
2- Applying makeup while driving
3- Playing with children while driving
4- Driving while driving
5- Sudden Braking (Sudden Stops) – Majority of accidents in egypt
6- Driving with Side mirrors closed (probably to decrease “Drag”)
7- Taking the far right lane as slowly as possible while not intending to go in the right hand side street (vice versa)
8- Taking the far left lane as slowly as possible with no intention of going over 45 kms/h
9- Daydreaming (New boyband or hot new Puerto Rican Actor/Singer)
10- Applying Manicure while driving
11- Sitting as closely as possible to the steering wheel (Breast-Feeding El Derexyon)
12- Applying one turn signal per trip (heya eshara fel meshwar we hatefdal ma7tota le7ad manewsal insha2allah)
Without further introduction, I present to you, New EGYPT Air Female Pilots,
Watch the below video,
My only concern is a specific period of time, where women would be too emotional while flying the plane, i hate to hear my Captain Crying and Laughing at the same time, we’ve heard about the crazy drunk male pilots, now lets make room for a whole new Variety of Crazy.
To anyone who was afraid of flying before, Werak el 6 Emergency Exits wel Inflatable boat,
أعزائي الركاب, أهلا بكم علي مصر للطيران, معاكو كابتن سميرة, وجوزي ما يستحقش أي حاجة كويسة عملتهالو الخاين الكلب
Now on a serious note, Lets all take a moment to celebrate the advancement of Women’s rights in Egypt, And Congratulations to the first female Pilots, Masr lesa feha amal, There is still hope.